Gay lib as (selfconscious?) minstrel show mk. nth

First, let's agree that the Scissor Sisters' journey from this:


To this:


is not a journey forward.

Then, let's acknowledge that Pitchfork is on the money and that "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" is retread MOR pap.

With those premises established, the question becomes: what is any self-respecting modern urban homosexual to do about this most distressing development?

Anyone?