Fun with Household Products

There are only a few different types of songs on Crystal Castles' intermittently exciting self-titled debut. For fun, and in honor of the fact that the band's unique sound is derived from a synthesizer into which they installed an Atari 5200 chip, let's classify these song types with names that relate to some of modern teenagers' favorite timewasters: Wii, Xbox, and Huffing Paint Thinner.

Enjoy the rest of this extended metaphor over here.