Live every day like it's Shark Week
boyfriend: I think your debut onto the DC social scene may be [CATO Institute's] Salmonfest
me: will it be a faux pas to arrive dressed as a shark?
boyfriend: actually it's required, if you're not a libertarian. it represents the predation of coercive government.
boy: if you buy that suit, you may wear it wherever you like
me: LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK
me: wow, it is only $750
i want travertine coffee table more
boy: yeah, or two medium-quality actual suits
me: well i could wear the shark suit to [New Job] right? i mean, you could probably dress it down with a graphic tee or some jeans. it's really versatile. the concern would be,
what if i wear my shark suit on the same day that [New Boss] wears his shark suit?
would I be fired?
me: Would I have to humiliatingly change out of my shark suit in the bathroom?
Alternatively, would he praise my initiative?