Popjustice is the bees knees

If this blog were actually a blog, and not a column archive, and if I were British and much snarkier, I would hope that it would be at least somewhat like Popjustice.

They're totally nanners for introducing me to "My Friend Dario," by some band called Vitalic, who are apparently a group of space aliens genuflecting at the altar of "Whip It."