Sorry, Mom and Dad

You wouldn't know it from the rotting schoolhouse across the street or the housing projects around the corner, but apparently I live in the 13th most expensive ZIP code in America. Rockin.

EDIT: Whoops. My bad. It has come to my attention that actually I only used to live in the 13th most expensive ZIP code in America, back when I lived at Lafayette Street Residence Hall, which was apparently the swinginest frat house in all of (guh?) TriBeCa.

I bet numbers 1-12 don't smell as much of rotting fish.