My new boyfriend
He doesn't know about it yet - he's married to a girl, and if he knew that perverts who yearn to seduce him existed, I have no doubt that his reaction would be something along the lines of "Hulk SMASH!" - but San Diego Chargers lineman Igor Olshansky is totally my new boyfriend.
Seriously. 23 years old, 6'6'', 305 pounds, tatts all over and an ESPN-reported tendency to be a "mama's boy"? It's enough to make a big boy-lovin' goy consider moving back to San Diego.
posted by Dave Hughes @ 1:13 PM
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Take it from this Jewish boy: behind every nice Jewish boy is a Jewish mother. I'm not sure your "goyishe" background can handle that... lol
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