Party's Over

A solid week of repeat listening has led me to the conclusion that, in Youngbloodz's "I Smoke, I Drank," party rap has achieved the most succinct encapsulation of its worldview possible and everyone should pack up their do-rags and go home:

"I smoke, I drank
I'm supposed to stop but I cain't,
I'm a dog, I love ho's
And I'm addicted to money, cars, and clothes."

Nothing to see here, move along.