I feel like James Carville [only cuter]

It has come to my attention that the boy I have gone on several dates with over the last few weeks once interned for GROVER bleeping NORQUIST [pictured above] at Americans for Tax Reform.

Some of Grover's more delicious quotes include “My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub” and "Bipartisanship is another name for date rape."

My head is spinning. I feel faint. Dirty. Cooties!