Underfoot in New York
A conversation betwixt several expensive-looking sandaled New Yorkers in their fifties, in the interminable line at the Eckerds at 20th & 8th Avenue:
Posh Gentleman 1: Well, he has a foot fetish, right?
Posh Lady 1: Actually, no, I have a foot fetish.
Posh Gentleman 1: Oh, well that's different. Do you ever suck her feet?
Posh Gentleman 2: I do, right honey?
Posh Lady 1: [Looking somewhat bitter] Only a couple of times.
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