Violet Haze

Congratulations are in order to the hard-working, dedicated students at my alma mater, New York University, for once again placing in the top ten - eighth to be precise - in the Princeton Review's annual rankings of pot-friendly schools. Since we also placed eighth on the list of "Dodgeball Targets" (an aggregation of questions concerning intercollegiate and intramural sports and the popularity of the Greek system) and thirteenth on "Intercollegiate Sports Unpopular or Nonexistent," this is one of the few opportunities NYU ever gives me to say: Go Violets! Fight [Smoke?] on!